Ronaldo vs My Unbeatable Goalie Robot

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Bullying, Cruelty & DiscriminationNot present

The banter between participants (e.g., teasing Kazushi about his kick speed, playful trash talk with Deestroying) is lighthearted and consensual, not genuinely cruel or discriminatory.

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“'Get out of here, Kazushi. He walks at 2 miles an hour.' — said in a clearly playful, comedic context after a friendly competition.”

Hidden Advertising & Sponsored ContentA little

All sponsorships in this video are transparently disclosed: T-Mobile, Google Pixel (#googlepartner explicitly stated), OptiTrack, and CrunchLabs are all clearly identified as partners or sponsors, so no hidden advertising is present.

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“T-Mobile: 'I hit up my besties at T-Mobile, and they hooked us up'”

“Google Pixel: 'Thanks to our friends at Google and Google Pixel... #googlepartner'”

“CrunchLabs: Extended product pitch clearly from the channel owner”

Materialism & Wealth FlexingNot present

Gambling Mechanics in GamesNot present

No loot boxes, gacha pulls, pack openings, or variable-reward gambling mechanics appear in this video; the mention of a 'platinum ticket' in CrunchLabs boxes is a minor sweepstakes element but not a gambling mechanic.

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“'Each month your box has a chance to contain the platinum ticket' — minor sweepstakes mention, not a gambling mechanic targeting young viewers.”

Strong & Crude LanguageNot present

Realistic Violence, Threats & WeaponsNot present

No realistic violence or weapons are present; the only physical incident is Mark Rober getting hit by a soccer ball during testing, which is framed humorously and incidentally.

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“Mark gets hit by a soccer ball during testing: 'What have I done! Medic! Look at my hand!' — treated as comedy, not realistic harm.”

Parasocial & Emotional ManipulationA little

The video contains standard YouTube engagement language and product promotion but no guilt-tripping, manufactured emotional dependency, or manipulative parasocial framing directed at young viewers.

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“'I'm only 5 million subscribers away from passing him on YouTube' — lighthearted competitive joke, not emotional manipulation.”

Engagement Baiting & Manipulative CTAsA little

The video contains standard product CTAs for CrunchLabs and a lighthearted subscriber competition joke with Ronaldo, but no guilt-tripping, superstition-based CTAs, or coercive engagement farming.

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“'I will bet you 5 million subscribers that you cannot score on me' — playful joke, not a manipulative CTA.”

“'go to CrunchLabs.com' — standard disclosed product promotion.”

Low-Quality, Extreme & Stunt ContentNot present

Playful & Fantasy ViolenceA little

The video contains mild, consequence-free playful competition including soccer balls being kicked at high speed at a robot and at Mark Rober himself, framed entirely as fun and comedic.

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“'What have I done! Medic! Look at my hand!' — Mark gets hit by a soccer ball, played entirely for laughs.”

“Robot goalie 'destroying itself' to block shots — stylized, comedic framing of physical impact.”

“'The beating's coming' — Ronaldo's playful trash talk before kicking at the robot.”

What Parents Need to Know

This is a high-quality, STEM-focused YouTube video where creator Mark Rober builds a robotic goalkeeper and challenges Cristiano Ronaldo to score on it. Kids will genuinely learn about physics concepts like momentum and trade-offs, engineering problem-solving, infrared camera tracking, and how real-world testing and failure lead to improvement — all presented in an engaging, accessible way. There are two notable sponsored segments: one for CrunchLabs (Rober's own subscription box product) and one for T-Mobile's 5G network, both integrated into the story rather than clearly labeled as ads. There is one brief moment where Rober shows a minor hand injury from being hit by a soccer ball, played for humor. Language is clean throughout, and the competitive banter between Rober and Ronaldo is lighthearted and good-natured. The video is long at roughly 20+ minutes, so younger kids may need to watch in segments.

What's This Video About?

Turns out the best way to test a goalie robot is to call the GOAT. Grow your brain while having max fun with HackPack! Thanks to Cristiano Ronaldo for taking on my Goalie Robot! @cristiano Shout out to @T-Mobile for always coming through when I have a big idea that needs reliable 5G coverage. Thanks to our friends at Google and Google Pixel for rockin the Tensor chip ensuring super fast 5G speeds to help make this possible. @madebygoogle #googlepartner. Thanks to OptiTrack for the insane PrimeX 120 camera system running at 500 fps which made the ball-tracking for this experiment possible. Learn more about their motion capture tech: https://optitrack.com Pre-order your copy of Landon: A Memoir Pre-order now at a discounted rate plus a portion of each book sold via this link will be donated to Class CrunchLabs: https://promo.porchlightbooks.com/pages/promotions/landonps And thanks to the crew at Cidade do Futebol for letting us test the robot in their stadium! Shoutout to @Deestroying for joining us as well! Thanks to these folks for providing some of the music in the video: Ponder- @Pondermusic Laura Shigihara - @supershigi Andrew Applepie - https://soundcloud.com/andrewapplepie Blue Wednesday - https://soundcloud.com/bluewednesday Danijel Zambo - https://open.spotify.com/intl-de/artist/1ZD9ri2wmZZPL4qs92sXZX?si=iI7jkn-qSY-6NKo931314Q Occasionally my graphic artist uses AI to enhance images. When this happens you will see a circle in the lower left corner. Pixel Requires 5G data plan (sold separately). 5G service not available on all carrier networks or in all areas. 5G service, speed and performance depend on many factors, including carrier network capabilities and signal strength. Actual results may vary. T-mobile Best Mobile Network in the U.S. Based on analysis by Ookla of Speedtest Intelligence® data 1H 2025 PLATINUM TICKET INSTANT WIN GAME NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Promotion starts on 05/1/2025 & ends on 04/30/26, subject to monthly entry deadlines. Open to legal residents of the 50 U.S. & D.C., 18+. 1 prize per month: each month is its own separate promotion. For the first 2-3 months, winner may be notified via phone call instead of winning game piece. If a monthly prize is unclaimed/forfeited, it will be awarded via 2nd chance drawing. See Official Rules at crunchlabs.com/sweepstakes for full details on eligibility requirements, how to enter, free method of entry, prize claim procedure, prize description and limitations. Void where prohibited.

Frequently Asked Questions

What age is this video appropriate for?

We recommend this video for kids aged 7 and up. The content is clean and educational, but the video is long and technically detailed, so younger children may lose interest or need help understanding the engineering concepts.

Is there any bad language or inappropriate content in this video?

No, the language is completely clean throughout the entire video. There is no profanity, sexual content, or scary material of any kind.

Is the hand injury shown in the video upsetting or graphic?

Not at all — Rober briefly shows his hand after being hit by a fast soccer ball and plays it for laughs. It is a very minor moment with no blood or serious injury shown.

Does this video contain advertising or sponsored content?

Yes, there are two promotional segments: one for Mark Rober's own CrunchLabs subscription box (which appears twice) and one for T-Mobile's 5G network. These are woven into the video story rather than clearly separated as ads, so it's a good opportunity to talk with kids about sponsored content.

Is this video educational, and what will my child learn from it?

Yes, it is genuinely educational. Kids learn about physics trade-offs, infrared camera technology, retroreflectors, engineering iteration, and real-world problem-solving. Rober does an excellent job making complex concepts accessible and exciting.

Is Cristiano Ronaldo's appearance appropriate and does he behave well?

Yes, Ronaldo is friendly, competitive in a fun way, and a great sport throughout the video. The interaction between him and Rober is lighthearted and positive, making it an exciting moment for any soccer fan.

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